No fancy staking, no governance, no utility. It’s just $JOHN tokens existing for the sake of existing. Let’s hammer this home: $JOHN has zero utility. It doesn’t do anything useful. You can’t use it to buy coffee, vote on anything, or unlock secret powers. It’s a digital collectible at best, a punchline at worst. There’s no roadmap, no development team (just me, John, with a laptop), and definitely no guarantees of value. If it goes up, cool!